SSMRs Have Some New Digs

April 16, 2007 at 10:38 pm (Found Wisdom, Make Me Laugh, Reviews)

UPDATE 3/26/2008: Single Sentence Movie Reviews have moved once again. The new location is http://www.singlesentence.com.

Let’s be honest. Single Sentence Movie Reviews have taken over this blog. The idea that this is a personal blog is a farce. The movie reviews should have their own separate blog, and now they do. All future SSMRs can be found at SingleSentenceMovieReview.com. (RSS subscribers, you’ll want to head to my lovingly hand-crafted rss feed.

I haven’t moved all the old reviews over yet, but that’s where all the new ones are going up. You also have the opportunity to share your comic genius and beat me at my own game. In place of the traditional blog comments, you can now submit your own sentences to any of the movies that have been reviewed.

As for this blog, it’s free so I don’t see any reason to shut it down. Besides those of you who like to have a little extra reading material every 4-6 months, should not delete this blog from your book marks.

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Single Sentence Movie Review: Shooter

April 12, 2007 at 12:00 pm (Reviews)

 
Shooter

I didn’t realize until I sat down to write this that the message of this movie is a group of men who are above the U.S. legal system is a conspiracy, while an individual who is above the U.S. legal system is a hero.

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Single Sentence Movie Review: Blades of Glory

April 10, 2007 at 12:00 pm (Reviews)

 
Blades of Glory

After tapping into the growing popularity of NASCAR, Will Ferrell is now embracing blue collar America’s other favorite past time.

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Single Sentence Movie Review: Meet the Robinsons

April 8, 2007 at 7:57 pm (Reviews)

 
Meet the Robinsons

Here’s a story so good that I want the Theory of Relativity to be wrong.

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What the Trailer For a PG Version of 300 Would Look Like

March 23, 2007 at 7:32 am (Found Wisdom, Make Me Laugh)

If there’s something on earth funnier than this, I’ve never heard of it.

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