Single Sentence Movie Review: The Departed

October 26, 2006 at 4:55 pm (Reviews)

 
The Departed

Since I’m pretty sure no amount of special effects could make point blank head shots look that realistic, it’s a shame so many talented actors had to die to make this film.

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Single Word Movie Review: Jesus Camp

October 21, 2006 at 5:36 pm (Reviews)

 
Jesus Camp
 
insidious

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Single Sentence Movie Review: Man of the Year

October 16, 2006 at 7:38 pm (Reviews)

 
Man of the Year

Man of the Year both reminds us why Jon Stewart probably shouldn’t be president no matter what he said on Crossfire and illustrates Hollywood has no compunction about hanging the entire plot of a major motion picture on one of the least probable computer glitches ever imagined.

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Single Sentence Movie Review: Employee of the Month

October 11, 2006 at 10:36 am (Reviews)

 
Employee of the Month

I don’t have any major problems with Jessica Simpson in this movie, but I am amused that her worst acting occurs in the scenes where she’s trying to appear confused.

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Single Sentence Movie Review: The Science of Sleep

October 2, 2006 at 1:12 pm (Reviews)

 
The Science of Sleep

If one wants to witness the tragedy of a man failing to acheive his greatest ambition solely because he cannot correctly interpret reality, one doesn’t really need to go to the movies.

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