Single Sentence Movie Review: Ghost Rider

February 23, 2007 at 11:05 am (Reviews)

 
Ghost Rider

I long ago resigned myself to the fact that Nicolas Cage is a great actor who frequently chooses to appear in absurd movies, but I don’t think I like the idea of Eva Mendes following him down that path.

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Single Sentence Movie Review: Epic Movie

February 15, 2007 at 1:05 pm (Reviews)

 
Epic Movie

If you liked Date Movie, then you’ll love Epic Movie (and may God have mercy on your soul).

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Single Sentence Movie Review: Because I Said So

February 12, 2007 at 12:00 pm (Reviews)

 
Because I Said So

There are some gene pools that a fella would just be lucky to go swimmin’ in.

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Single Sentence Movie Review: Laberinto del Fauno, El

February 11, 2007 at 1:10 pm (Reviews)

 
Laberinto del Fauno, El

And you thought reality was objective.

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