What the Trailer For a PG Version of 300 Would Look Like

March 23, 2007 at 7:32 am (Found Wisdom, Make Me Laugh)

If there’s something on earth funnier than this, I’ve never heard of it.

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Single Sentence Movie Review: Premonition

March 23, 2007 at 7:28 am (Reviews)

 
Premonition

Final Destination, eat your heart out.

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Single Sentence Movie Review: Zodiac

March 16, 2007 at 3:18 pm (Reviews)

 
Zodiac

This movie does an excellent job of conveying how this case never came to a truly satisfying conclusion by never coming to a truly satisfying conclusion.

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Single Sentence Movie Review: 300

March 15, 2007 at 3:15 pm (Reviews)

 
300

Whatever your views on U.S. foreign policy, hearing that someone interpreted this movie as a support piece for George W. Bush is ten kinds of hilarious.

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Single Sentence Movie Review: Breach

March 5, 2007 at 11:05 am (Reviews)

 
Breach

This is not one of those movies that is more hip and more alluring because it begins by telling me how it is going to end.

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