What the Trailer For a PG Version of 300 Would Look Like
If there’s something on earth funnier than this, I’ve never heard of it.
Single Sentence Movie Review: Premonition
Final Destination, eat your heart out.
Single Sentence Movie Review: Zodiac
This movie does an excellent job of conveying how this case never came to a truly satisfying conclusion by never coming to a truly satisfying conclusion.
Single Sentence Movie Review: 300
Whatever your views on U.S. foreign policy, hearing that someone interpreted this movie as a support piece for George W. Bush is ten kinds of hilarious.
Single Sentence Movie Review: Breach
This is not one of those movies that is more hip and more alluring because it begins by telling me how it is going to end.



