This blog has sat fallow for years, and I’ve decided to resurrect it. Don’t worry. I’m still going to be obsessively focusing on myself like any blog circa 2007 would, but I have all new thing in my life to dwell on.
So I’m in this show. I wear tight white pants. I had to shave my facial hair because I need to look much younger for this role. I also need to look heavier.
So if you’d like to see a chunky, 12-year-old version of me stuffed into a pair of white trousers tickets are still available.
