Single Sentence Movie Review: Premonition
Final Destination, eat your heart out.
Single Sentence Movie Review: Zodiac
This movie does an excellent job of conveying how this case never came to a truly satisfying conclusion by never coming to a truly satisfying conclusion.
Single Sentence Movie Review: 300
Whatever your views on U.S. foreign policy, hearing that someone interpreted this movie as a support piece for George W. Bush is ten kinds of hilarious.
Single Sentence Movie Review: Breach
This is not one of those movies that is more hip and more alluring because it begins by telling me how it is going to end.
Single Sentence Movie Review: The Number 23
To a sane person this movie might seem a little dry, but if you have any latent mental instability just sitting around collecting dust, then this movie might just be the catalyst you’re looking for to push you into paranoid dementia.




